10/1/08

The Solution


I have given the issues in our country much deliberation, and each crises and problem has weighed heavily upon me. I know that each of you has been looking to me for an answer...and I have finally reached a solution.

Secession.

It's the only way. Cut ties with Union and it's thick socialism. Turn our backs forever on the legacies of Jackson, Lincoln, Wilson, FDR, Carter, Clinton, etc. Erect a new nation that returns to the principles of our founding fathers; principles of faith, and of freedom. I will even volunteer to lead such a nation, as much as it will pain me to do so.

We can start with Georgia, and if other Southern States choose to join us, they will be welcomed. Unfortunately however, we will only be able to accept the northern part of Florida. Perhaps we can exchange the other half for Alaska. I will begin the negotiations.

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